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1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Many years ago when Okonkwo was still a boy his"

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Books, another chair, the edge of my desk

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Don't remember

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
Like quarter after one or something lol

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:18am

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Filters in the water system or whatever

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around dinner time at a friend's house

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A stream

9.) What are you wearing?
Pajama bottoms, t-shirt, sweatshirt, socks

10.) Did you dream last night?
Don't remember

11.) When did you last laugh?
Not too long ago

12.) What are on one of the walls in the room you are in?
Mirror, wall art

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
My life

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Eh

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Dunno

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Put money on the side, fix up our house, pay for stuff like taxes and whatever

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
You can't possibly know me anonymous person asking this weird question on this survey

18.) If you could change one thing about the world...
Solve the mess that is the Middle East

19). What do you want to learn in the future?
How to not be a failure at life

20.) George Bush:
Eh

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 
Not interested in children, but I guess Cynthia

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Not interested in children, but I guess Owen

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
I dunno?

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
Not sure I'm meeting the guy